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The AAO Weblog covers accounting issues and current events as they relate the practice of investment analysis.

 
 
Aug 27

Written by: Jack Ciesielski
8/27/2007 2:51 AM 

Whoa. Will post about accounting matters later, but I need to get my head on straighter, first. Hard to focus on fair value issues or auditors or restatements when you've spent the evening before at the all-girls roller derby...

My sister-in-law coaxed me and my wife to attend the Charm City Roller Girls Sunday night match between the Night Terrors and the Junkyard Dolls and the match-up of the Speed Regime and the Mobtown Mods.

All action and theater. And '80's music wailing in the background at the Putty Hill Skateland. Gals on skates with names like Siouxsie Slaughter, Deathany, Snatch Bunny, Roxy Toxic, Flo Shizzle and my favorite ... Frenzy Lohan.

Fun stuff. I got Flo Shizzle's autograph! She was the best sprinter there; pretty incredible. More fun to watch than I expected!

Back later.

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Pension & Other Benefit Plans: A Look Ahead


    Investors in firms with defined benefit pension plans always face the risk of suddenly being pushed farther back in line when it comes to being served their returns. Variability in plan assets and variability in benefit plan obligations are the reason: poor asset returns coupled with sinking interest rates always spell tough times for defined benefit plan funding. In that regard, this year’s asset returns combined with the Fed’s “Operation Twist” add up to “Operation Agony” for defined benefit pension plans. If trends continue along their current path, firms that may have anticipated moving to more realistic pension accounting - like Honeywell, AT&T and Verizon already have done - might forego that decision. It could be just too painful. 

    Pensions aren’t the only kind of benefit plan affected by Operation Twist. Other postemployment benefit (OPEB) plans share much the same accounting model as pensions, including the calculation of a projected benefit obligation that similarly incorporates a discount rate - one that will also be affected by Operation Twist. The net OPEB obligations were slightly less than pension obligations at the end of 2010, but also promise to grow in 2011. Investors perceive them as less threatening than pension obligations because they don’t require funding. Strangely, there are a number of firms that are recognizing income from these benefit plans - without ever creating a dime of cash for investors.

A recent edition of The Analyst’s Accounting Observer dissects these issues, and is available only to paid subscribers. A condensed version is available for free upon request. To receive it, send an e-mail to Brenda Rappold at brappold@accountingobserver.com, with “PENSIONS” in the subject line.

For information about subscribing to The Analyst’s Accounting Observer, click here.